Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 242 of The Chumpcast! Haole Brick is back in town after a luxurious vacation, but Mark is still jet-setting to one of the Dakotas. Sucks for him, because he missed out on Mortal Kombat.
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1:00 – Everyone buckle in while Brick talks about the sick vacation that he took while we all worked for the last week and a half
4:55 – The next pandemic is already among us, and it’s gender reveal parties where people blow shit up (also autoplay on websites)
9:40 – TRAILERS! Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead is definitely going to feature zombies getting freaky with each other because Zack Snyder
16:05 – TRAILERS! After a long wait, Love Death & Robots is returning for TWO MORE SEASONS
19:05 – TRAILERS! Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is the Kung Fu movie we need right now
24:40 – TRAILERS! Werewolves Within stars Brick’s fave comedy actor Sam Richardson and the AT&T girl
29:10 – TRAILERS! Apparently they still make Conjuring movies?
31:35 – Vin Diesel is going to star in a Rock’em Sock’em Robots movie that will win all of the Razzies
33:15 – Comic conventions are returning. Do we deserve this yet? Will anyone go?
36:20 – BEST MAN ALIVE! The king of slacking off is an old Italian man collecting paychecks for 15 years and a couple that feels that they are entitled to use your mansion for their corny wedding
45:25 – REVIEW! Mortal Kombat brings the heat as long as you set the right expectations for it
1:05:50 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick loves Ben Affleck so much that he saw The Way Back and he still shills for Apple+. Also, Smithers is still obsessed with Sasquatch documentaries