Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 235 of The Chumpcast! I know I say this a lot, but I mean it this time. This might be the dumbest episode we’ve ever done. All of the idiocy culminates with a movie that we all hated but simultaneously enjoyed, which is so fitting for a stupid episode. I Care A Lot is on Netflix now.
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1:10 – Tomato ass Brick is having an allergic reaction to all these hot takes
4:05 – Nobody is asking about Lady Gaga’s dog walker because everyone is focused on the wellbeing of her dogs
6:30 – Are things looking up, just like….generally? Are things maybe possibly kinda getting better?
7:50 – If you don’t look at the gold after you mine it, you are an unadulterated sociopath
13:00 – No one appreciates a podcast producer
14:30 – TRAILERS! MODOK might actually not suck and will definitely be R-rated
20:00 – MORE TRAILERS! Pixar’s next flick will be a merman induced tear-fest called Luca
24:15 – MORE TRAILERS! The Rugrats are back and they look way different. Is this better, or does it crap all over your nostalgia? Also, Brick calls Reptar a fatass
26:40 – MORE TRAILERS! Zach Snyder’s Army of the Dead comes May 21st and will almost certainly contain zombie boobs
32:00 – STILL MORE TRAILERS! Are Solar Opposites and other side-projects depriving us of more Rick and Morty?
36:40 – ARE YOU SICK OF TRAILERS YET? Our resident YA expert Mark weighs in on more Netflix novel adaptations
43:15 – Tom Holland’s next Spider-Man flick has announced the films title so we are obviously going to try to discern the entire plot from it
49:45 – Disney+ dropped release dates for everything that we’re looking forward to for the rest of 2021 (also let’s remember MoviePass!)
57:55 – BEST MAN ALIVE! A man (perhaps HERO of a man) goes to extreme lengths to avoid going back to work, a birthday boy is in our midst, and young Florida Karens who think that they deserve a vaccine FIRST!
1:06:45 – REVIEW TIME! I Care a Lot is now streaming on Netflix. It has a lot of shitty people doing shitty things, but somehow it was not shitty
1:31:40 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark read The Department of Truth by James Tynion IV, Brick is in love with Ted Lasso, and Smithers got a little choked up over a tribute to Enda Krabapple on The Simpsons