Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 216 of The Chumpcast! Brick is still hiding in the mountains from the IRS, Mark has Hobbit feet and drinks baby boogers, and I’m still terrible at gambling. Also, we discuss the newest Adam Sandler comedy Hubie Halloween, now available on Netflix.
1:00 – Mark has hobbit feet and is jealous of Smithers’ slippers.
3:30 – Are babies actually flesh-eating monsters and why is the answer “Yes”? Do all babies hate Mark’s NAMBLA mustache?
4:55 – The NFL is boned because players and coaches all think they’re invincible.
7:05 – We’re really tired of people thinking that they can gaslight us on obvious lies, Tom Brady.
11:25 – Lovecraft Country is giving me the heebie jeebies, and that’s a good thing.
12:50 – TRAILERS! Our first look at INVINCINBLE coming to Amazon Prime, FATMAN shows us that dirtbag Mel Gibson is still getting work as Santa Claus, Joe Mangy looks great in Archenemy, and MODOK is a stop-motion Marvel Harley Quinn clone.
24:00 – First look at Henry Cavill’s armored abs and Ciri as a badass in season 2 of The Witcher on Netflix
27:45 – Noted comic Lumberjanes has been optioned for HBO Max. Let’s talk about why all of these indie comics are getting shows and movies.
31:00 – Disney/Pixar’s latest flick Soul is reportedly coming straight to Disney+ for no extra fee. Maybe a sign of things to come?
35:00 – Remember when we could make jokes about Coronavirus? That was fun.
36:40 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring Mark’s tiny pregnant woman bladder, Joaquin Buckely’s INSANE knockout, and the man who biked from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek.
42:30 – MOVIE REVIEW! Hubie Halloween starring Adam Sandler is exactly what you expect it to be. Do as you please with this information.
57:25: – RECOMMENDATIONS! Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix, The Addams Family animated flick now streaming on Hulu and Amazon, and early access for Baldur’s Gate 3