Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 246 of The Chumpcast! Brick and I had some fun discussing weird Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead this week. I also let Brick program the show for a bit, and now police all over Europe have launched a manhunt to track him down.
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1:00 – See you next Tuesday, Mark. Enjoy your vacation.
6:35 – Were you a Blue Barracuda? Orange Iguana, maybe? No, you were definitely a purple parrot.
9:40 – TRAILERS! Snake Eyes doesn’t work for Cobra Commander so they’re always fighting and that seems like unnecessary snake on snake hate.
12:55 -TRAILERS! If the Monsters at Work show is as unfunny as the trailer, those poor monsters aren’t going to be able to power Monstropolis.
15:00 – TRAILERS! How the hell can HBO afford the cast for No Sudden Move?
19:10 – The world is burning, we might as well let Brick program the show and just do our recommendations now. Planet Coaster, Love Death and Robots, The Bad Batch, and M.O.D.O.K.
30:05 – Pretty soon all of Hollywood will just be a subsidiary of Haliburton or Nestle, and that’s not great.
35:00 – DC is just going to pay The Rock to play every character that they own.
39:40 – A presumed virgin user inquired into US Copyright registries to pull the entire synopsis of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 from the internet.
43:40 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Sex toy theivery in Florida (obviously), a man catches a snake to the dome, dog bites cow while deputy tases dog while cow kicks deputy, a Harambe tribute in Virginia, don’t kiss your chickens, the gracious folks down in Alabama will now allow Yoga in schools as long as you NEVER say “Namaste”, and a man who had the wrong leg amputated.
50:30 – REVIEW! Someone needs to get Zack Snyder in check because Army of the Dead is just a lot to take in.
1:06:00 – Spoilers for Army of the Dead start now! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
1:17:50 – What’s next for Zack Snyder and RIP to Paul Mooney