Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 225 of The Chumpcast! We’ve made the executive decision to replace Mark with someone who actually knows about Star Wars, comic books, and specifically DC properties. We think you’ll be happy with the decision. Also, Joe Mankey Manganiello is a crazy guy in Archenemy.
TIMESTAMPS
0:50 – A very warm welcome for Elise the Scourge of Carpathia
3:45 – Cyberpunk 2077 has fully stolen our free time, and we’re cool with that
7:45 – There are rumors circulating that might make DC fans extremely angry
11:15 – Parts of being a hobo might actually be kinda….cool?
12:00 – TRAILERS! A salacious and seductive chicken-based love triangle, Nobody gives us Bob Odenkirk as a John Wick wannabe, and Disney crushing us with Star Wars and Marvel Trailers
35:10 – All of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man actors are reportedly returning for the next Tom Holland reprisal, plus possibly Charlie Cox’s Daredevil
38:55 – A Toy Story movie, but subtract the toys and add in Chris Evans
43:25 – Let’s take exactly 15 seconds to recognize that FX is bringing us an Alien show
43:40 – Disney has announced Rangers of the New Republic and Ahsoka Tano live-action series
47:25 – Hayden Christensen is back, baby! He doesn’t like sand. It’s all coarse and rough and irritating, just like Star Wars fans
48:05 – Patty Jenkins of Wonder Woman fame will direct Rogue Squadron, the next Star Wars theatrical release
50:35 – Marvel is once again ready to hurt us with another Fantastic Four movie
53:25 – This is where we threw the remainder of the Disney/Marvel/Star Wars news because the host got tired of making them separate stories
56:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring possible involuntary erections, promises of vaccine distribution for mind control, and the aforementioned Harden Christensen
1:03:55 – MOVIE REVIEW! Archenemy starring Joe Manganiello and Glenn Howerton
1:17:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Always Sunny gets a 4 season extension, called Crossover by Donnie Cates, and The Scumbag by Rick Remender